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Icarus
(Shot/For/Shot)"Is She Bad Tho?"
PROFILE: Robin Hood is renowned for stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Icarus has garnered a reputation for stealing from himself and giving to no one. This low level scammer is such a cheapskate, ... -
Agent Smirnoff
(Well/Packed)"But its a FELONEEEEE"
PROFILE: It is said that rubbing alcohol treats outside wounds, but drinking alcohol treats the inside ones. At least, that seems to be the philosophy behind this sage. Hailing from the Great White North, Agen... -
Larry David
(Shut/In)"I never asked for this"
PROFILE: Larry doesn’t always know why he’s here, and often where he is, but he usually knows that he didn’t need to be here. Larry says no, then he says no, then he says yes after being harassed enough, only... -
Conscientious Objector
(Not/Liable)"The hardest thing about being sane is you have to listen to everyone, and sometimes they dont want to hear what you have to say."
PROFILE: Often advising this cadre of morons of the dangers of gasoline fires, interstate commerce fraud, food scams, vagrancy, and much more, this good samaratan’s pleas for sanity often fall on deaf ears. T... -
Big Bad Wolf
(Shit/Poster)"It was a Trip of all Time"
PROFILE: Where there’s smoke, there’s a wolf. At least because of his filthy habits, firefighters are dispatched to the most bizarre places you can imagine. Be it urban rooftops, empty parking lots, and gas st... -
Grand Wizard of Baltimore
(n**/**r)"She was into you bro"
PROFILE: The Grand Wizard is ████████████ specifically towards ██████████ ██████ ██████████ ██████ ████████ ████. This can be traced back to an early childhood mostly consisting of ████████ ████████ Hooterers... -
La Federale
(Enab/Ler)"Im sending this to G"
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